Random Blog Warning!

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

(Source: fabricatedmistress)

(Source: dianapprince)

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

(Source: tibets)

hi:

how i feel when im trying to get someone to text me back

(Source: vinegod)

smallmareep:

calliedope:

God is a woman and I;m going to fuck her

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(Source: mareepe)